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God Attempts to Stop Newtown Massacre, is Blocked by 'No Gods Allowed' Sign on Front Door of School
God Attempts to Stop Newtown Massacre, is Blocked by 'No Gods Allowed' Sign on Front Door of School
Those wondering where God was during the recent Newtown school shootings which left 26 dead now have an answer from the Lord of All Creation himself: he was standing helplessly outside the Sandy Hook Elementary School, where the shootings took place, unable to enter the building because of a sign outside that said "No Gods allowed."
Apple Rumoured to Release EMP During CES 2013
Apple Rumoured to Release EMP During CES 2013

Rumours persist that Apple will announce powerful, easy-to-use EMP bomb outside the Las Vegas Convention Centre in January at the start of CES 2013, which will render all products being announced at the event completely non-functional.

PM Harper Considering Selling Nation's Beavers to China
PM Harper Considering Selling Nation's Beavers to China

After endorsing the sale of Nexxen to Chinese-owned CNOOC, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is reportedly considering what else Canada might have to sell to China, including the nation's supply of beavers. 

Microsoft to Steal Users' iPhones in Bid to Boost Windows Phone Marketshare
Microsoft to Steal Users' iPhones in Bid to Boost Windows Phone Marketshare

Details about Microsoft's formerly secret "Grinch" initiative are coming to light with increasing speed this week, revealing the software giant's plans to increase market share for their long-suffering Windows Phones by stealing millions of iPhones from the hands of their owners.

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Apple Rumoured to Release EMP During CES 2013
Apple Rumoured to Release EMP During CES 2013

Rumours persist that Apple will announce powerful, easy-to-use EMP bomb outside the Las Vegas Convention Centre in January at the start of CES 2013, which will render all products being announced at the event completely non-functional.

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God Attempts to Stop Newtown Massacre, is Blocked by 'No Gods Allowed' Sign on Front Door of School
God Attempts to Stop Newtown Massacre, is Blocked by 'No Gods Allowed' Sign on Front Door of School
Those wondering where God was during the recent Newtown school shootings which left 26 dead now have an answer from the Lord of All Creation himself: he was standing helplessly outside the Sandy Hook Elementary School, where the shootings took place, unable to enter the building because of a sign outside that said "No Gods allowed."
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Boehner Pledges To Hold His breath Until Obama Gives in to Fiscal Demands
Boehner Pledges To Hold His breath Until Obama Gives in to Fiscal Demands
Speaker of the House John Boehner is feeling optimistic about a resolution to prevent the looming "fiscal cliff," due to a new strategy he plans to employ in his talks with President Barack Obama: he has pledged to hold his breath until the President gives in to his demands.

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